Day: September 12, 2008
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Going to the Zoo
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
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A Good Woman
A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer, leaving the husband extremely dejected.
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The Rules
As Marjorie left the grocery store, she noticed two little kids, maybe six or seven years old, selling candy bars in front of the store to raise money for their school band.
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Play It Where It Lies
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine — in search of his lost ball.
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Old Mrs. Pierpoint
Because she hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, a woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.
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Translating Real Estate Ads
CHARMING – Tiny. Snow White might fit, but five of the dwarfs would have to find their own place. See “Cute,” “Enchanting,” and “Good Starter Home.”
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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Kindergarten Teacher: To get to the other side. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
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Season’s Greetings (after the lawyers are done)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration