Day: September 20, 2008
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Alley Oop!
A champion rider is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do […]
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More Redneck Rules of Etiquette
Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.
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Financial Occupations
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
