Month: September 2008
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One Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I just forget to eat.” Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of idiot to forget to eat!
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Every Pilot Knows…
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.
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Attacked!
One night, a lady with a black eye stumbled into the police station.
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Proud Mothers
Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them.
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Near Death Experience
I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.
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Cars in the Bible
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really stand for “What would Jesus drive?”
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Don’t be Deceived
The ad in the local newspaper read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.”
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Show & Tell
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for “Show & Tell,” and the next day every kid had something.