Month: September 2008
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You’re Under Arrest
Two cars are waiting at a stoplight. The light turns green, but the man in front doesn’t notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass around them.
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Is Your House Disheveled?
Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.
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An amazing feat
At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.
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Blond Detectives
A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows them a picture, then hides it.
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Tips for Northerner Moving South
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
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A Cheap Porsche
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche.
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You know you are from Northern Vermont when…
You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating during a blizzard.