Day: October 3, 2008
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A Lawyer at the Pearly gates
A lawyer died and was standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
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Let Sleeping Dogs
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.
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Lowered Expectations
What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40
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Golfing in Heaven
Three golfers, Jesus, Moses and an old man, get to the 18th tee. It’s all tied. All three have the same score.
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The Old Man & the Truck Stop
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.
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My Car! My Car!
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
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Pa is Gonna Be Mad
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and rushed right over.
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The Mightiest
A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”