A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand.
He performs CPR on her, saving her life, before he realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford.
Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man who saved her. Days and weeks go by, and they grow closer and closer. They are soon making passionate love morning, noon and night.
But one day Cindy notices the man is looking kind of glum. “What’s the matter, sweetheart?” she asks. “We have a wonderful life together. We love each other. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?”
He says, “Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt and pants?”
“Sure,” she says,” if it’ll help.” She puts them on.
“Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your face?” he asks.
“Whatever you want, sweetie,” she says, and does what he asks.
Then he says, “Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?”
She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet half way around the island a few minutes later.
He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and says, “Dude! You’ll never believe who I’m sleeping with!”
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