Category: Children Jokes

  • Wanted

    A group of elementary school students were on a field trip to the local police station. Several of the children were fascinated by the wanted posters on the wall.

  • The Watermelon Patch

    There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was plagued by local kids who would sneak into his patch at night and steal watermelons.

  • God Be With You

    Little 2 1/2-year-old Kelli went with a neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. To demonstrate the process, the pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the “Host” (in this case, a piece of bread) he says: “God be with you.”

  • My Summer Vacation

    Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.

  • Pa is Gonna Be Mad

    A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and rushed right over.

  • Never Tell a Lie

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of a few boys about 10 years of age, surrounding a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the animal, he went over and asked them what they were doing.

  • My Valentine

    Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day.

  • Politically Correct Schools

    No one fails a class anymore… They are merely “passing impaired.”