Category: Types of Jokes
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The $10 Bill
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Eulalia opened a letter from home and found a ten dollar bill inside.
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Expecting
Four expectant fathers were in the hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins.”
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Patient Info
The main phone number rang at a hospital and the switchboard PBX operator answers.
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They Come in All Sizes
A guy walking his Doberman Pinscher says to a guy walking his Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.”
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A Financial Education
A young boy goes off to college, but about a third of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him.
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Have You Found Jesus?
A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service down by the river on a Sunday afternoon.
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Hallmark Card Rejects
I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.
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Baptism
The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first time baptism by immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize… you guessed it… his three cats in the bathtub.
