Category: Types of Jokes
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Bill Gates knows me
A businessman was sitting in the airport VIP lounge when he noticed Microsoft head Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a drink. He suddenly had a great idea to impress the important client he was meeting to fly to Seattle.
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What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
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Ice Fishing While Blonde
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
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Falling for a Dentist
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours.
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An Addition to the Family
At the pre-birth class for couples who’d already had at least one child, the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child.
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Your Reward
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.
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Sports Quotes
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
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Haunted
A former friend of mine was married to a great gal. Unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife’s mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning
