Category: Politician Jokes

Dear Mr. Hinckley Bill Clinton

A little boy wanted $100 to buy a new bike, and his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up.

During a visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days.

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

Enclosed is my 2000 Tax Return & payment.

In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

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