Category: Religious Jokes

  • A Quickie

    Newly graduated from the seminary, the young, naive priest was given an assignment in a far rural parish. 

  • Dispersing an Unruly Crowd

    A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

  • Come Forward

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

  • Noah’s Ark

    Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time.

  • Supporting the Church

    A sales rep from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope.

  • God & the Lottery

    A blonde woman named Barbara found herself in dire trouble. Her business had gone bust and she was in serious financial trouble. She was so desperate that she decided to ask God for help. She began to pray.

  • My Good Deed

    A guy arrives at the Pearly Gates and St, Peter asks him to relate a good deed he had done.

  • The $10 Bill

    Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Eulalia opened a letter from home and found a ten dollar bill inside.