Ruled by Women

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God says, “I want all the women to go with St. Peter. I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that ruled their women on earth and the other line for the men that were ruled by their women.”

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men that ruled their women, there was only one man.

God said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all dominated by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

And the man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”.