Day: September 22, 2008
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Scared of the Devil?
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.
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Praying for a Bike
A little boy wanted $100 to buy a new bike, and his mother told him to pray to God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up.
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Those Wacky Amish
An Amish lady is heading home in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
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It’s the Way My Mom Taught Me
One day a little girl was watching her mom make roast beef. Her mother cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan.
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Cheap Porsche
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, “New Porsche, $500!”
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In the News
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news.
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All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman
It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.
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Providing for the Family
It had been many years since the embarrassing day when the young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop. She confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it?