An Amish lady is heading home in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
“Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”
“Oh, thank you, officer. I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.”
“And another thing, ma’am. That is a fine young stallion pulling the buggy. But I don’t like the way that one rein loops across his back and then down between his legs. I consider that animal abuse — cruelty to animals. If you were to pull hard on the reins, he could become a gelding. Have your husband take care of that right away!”
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the police officer. “Well, dear, what exactly did he say?”
“He said the reflector is broken.”
“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?”
“I’m not sure, Jacob… something about the emergency brake…”