Funny Clean Jokes

Month: September 2008

  • Trust

    A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial – it went like this:

  • Not Quite Right

    A Jamaican guy is at the Gates of Heaven. St.Peter says, “I’ll have to ask you three questions before I can let you in.”

  • Solving the Problem

    According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

  • The Ultimate Computer

    The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line as the guided tour arrived.

  • An e-Moral

    An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).

  • Dear IRS

    Enclosed is my 2000 Tax Return & payment.

  • Cheating

    Bob and Joe sat next to each other taking a test. When they finished, the teacher called them up to the front of the room and said, “Boys, I will have to give both of you a zero on this test”

  • Bad Time to Call

    A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar.