Not Quite Right

A Jamaican guy is at the Gates of Heaven. St.Peter says, "I'll have to ask you three questions before I can let you in." Jamaican: No problem St Peter: Which days of the week start with the letter "T?" Jamaican: Today and tomorrow. St.Peter: Well,that wasn't really the answer I was looking for, but I'll give it to you. 2nd question, how many seconds are there in a year? Jamaican: Twelve. St.Peter: How do you arrive at twelve? Jamaican: 2nd of January, 2nd of February, 2nd of..... St.Peter: Final question now. What is the name of our Lord and Saviour? Jamaican: Andy. St.Peter: Good Lord man, don't you read the Bible? Jamaican: Yes,but every time mi guh a church dem sing: Andy he walks with me, Andy he talks with me, Andy he tells me I am his own.... Thanks, Mamie in Canada