A Jamaican guy is at the Gates of Heaven. St.Peter says, “I’ll have to ask you three questions before I can let you in.”
Jamaican: No problem
St Peter: Which days of the week start with the letter “T?”
Jamaican: Today and tomorrow.
St.Peter: Well,that wasn’t really the answer I was looking for, but I’ll give it to you. 2nd question, how many seconds are there in a year?
St.Peter: How do you arrive at twelve?
Jamaican: 2nd of January, 2nd of February, 2nd of…..
St.Peter: Final question now. What is the name of our Lord and Saviour?
St.Peter: Good Lord man, don’t you read the Bible?
Jamaican: Yes,but every time mi guh a church dem sing:
Andy he walks with me,
Andy he talks with me,
Andy he tells me I am his own….
Thanks, Mamie in Canada