Month: September 2008
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Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device (BOOK)
It’s a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere –even sitting in an armchair by the fire–yet it is powerful enough…
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Are You a Redneck? A Quiz
Score 3 points per correct answer. You’re given 1 point to start.
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You’re Lost Between Baby Boomer and Generation X if…
You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool.
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Odds & Ends
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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Help!
I was recently rushing around in Houston, Texas trying to do some Valentine’s Day shopping. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the weather right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that…
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They Said It
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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A Lifetime of Learning
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing “Silent Night”……. –Age 6