Month: September 2008
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Search & Rescue
A search and rescue team was assembled and sent on a mission to find an airplane that had crashed on top of a mountain. It was their duty to rescue any survivors. After finally reaching the top of the mountain, they came upon the crash site. At the site, one lone survivor sat with his…
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As the ’90s Ended…
Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner.
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Casual Day
To: All Employees Re: Casual Day
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Everything I Know I Learned From My Mother
My mother taught me CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS…. “I just scrubbed that floor. Go outside and bleed in the entry.”
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Alternate Medical Terms
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
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A Musical Monkey
A Guy goes into a bar with his pet monkey and says, “I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this monkey can’t play–and play well.”
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Southern Horoscopes
OKRA (Dec 22 – Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies. CHITLIN (Jan 21 – Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds.…
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Faulty Chainsaw
A redneck decides he is going to buy a chainsaw to cut down some trees in his back yard.