Month: September 2008
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Your Reward
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died.
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Sports Quotes
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”
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Haunted
A former friend of mine was married to a great gal. Unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife’s mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning
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Wooden Spoons
One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.”
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Faithful
An old couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, “Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”
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Kids!
A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.
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The Modern Toolbox
Hammer – In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one’s enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself.