Month: September 2008
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Things You Don’t Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor
“There are 2 O’s in Bob, right?” “We’re all out of red, so I used pink.”
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Judging Olympic men’s figure skating
It is the Olympic men’s figure skating. Out comes the Russian competitor, he skates around to some classical music in a slightly dull costume, performs some excellent leaps but without any great artistic feel for the music.
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House Rules
Kitchen closed – – this chick has had it! Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!!
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Bill Gates knows me
A businessman was sitting in the airport VIP lounge when he noticed Microsoft head Bill Gates sitting on the couch enjoying a drink. He suddenly had a great idea to impress the important client he was meeting to fly to Seattle.
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What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
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Ice Fishing While Blonde
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
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Falling for a Dentist
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours.
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An Addition to the Family
At the pre-birth class for couples who’d already had at least one child, the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child.