Day: October 1, 2008
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Success
Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business.
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Abundance
An American traveling on a train in Europe meets a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer.
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Heads or Tails
The blonde reported for her university final examination, which consisted of “yes” or “no” questions.
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Job Descriptions
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
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The Great Escape
Three thieves — a smart guy, an average guy and a dumb guy, are arrested and sent to prison for stealing a car.
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More You Might Be a Redneck if…
Your Momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, “The feud is on!”
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The $10 Bill
Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Eulalia opened a letter from home and found a ten dollar bill inside.
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Expecting
Four expectant fathers were in the hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins.”
