Four expectant fathers were in the hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations, you\'re the father of twins." "Wow!" the man said. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team." A little while later, the nurse returned and told the second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets." "Amazing! That\'s really a coincidence," he said. "I work for the 3M Corporation." An hour later, the nurse came back and announced to the third man that his wife had given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he could barely speak. "I don\'t believe it. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel." The fourth guy, who had looked more and more unhappy with each development, fainted. When finally revived, he shook his head and was heard to whisper.... "I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...".