Month: October 2008
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Work or Prison — You Choose
In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
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Let’s Make a Deal
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
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Politically Correct Schools
No one fails a class anymore… They are merely “passing impaired.”
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Success
Goodman was a moderately successful stockbroker who dreamed of making the big money someday. He took his friend out for a drive, and he chose the route carefully in order to impress on him the possibilities of the brokerage business.
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Abundance
An American traveling on a train in Europe meets a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer.
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Heads or Tails
The blonde reported for her university final examination, which consisted of “yes” or “no” questions.
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Job Descriptions
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
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The Great Escape
Three thieves — a smart guy, an average guy and a dumb guy, are arrested and sent to prison for stealing a car.