In Prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle.
In Prison: You get three meals a day.
At Work: You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At Work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open the doors yourself.
In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share.
In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At Work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
In Prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At Work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In Prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
In Prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
At Work: They are called supervisors.
In Prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
At Work: You get fired if you get caught.