Month: October 2008

  • Workplace Theft

    A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory where there had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift. Every morning when the night shift workers passed through his gate it was his job to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing was being…

  • Church Bulletin Bloopers

    Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

  • The Twenty-Third Pound

    My appetite is my shepherd, I shall not want.

  • Life Is Like a Fountain

    The rabbinical student is about to leave for America. When he asks his mentor for advice, the rabbi offers an adage that, he tells the student, will guide him for the rest of his life. “Always remember,” the rabbi said sagely, “life is like a fountain.”

  • I’m Not Sure

    Vacationing in Kentucky, Bob spent the night at a small motel outside of Louisville. In the morning, he asked the woman at the desk for directions to Churchill Downs. Not able to tell him, she called her husband from the back room.

  • Browsing for Books

    A woman and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore.

  • The Best Years

    Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the guests were many well-known motivational speakers.

  • Tired of It

    Four guys are driving cross-country together. Each man is from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida, and New York.