FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog
FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel. 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES. Part German Sheperd. Part stupid dog.
GERMAN SHEPERD. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be reward.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE… Only used on snowy days.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5L, auto, excellent condition, $6800
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED… also 1 gay bull for sale.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 yr. warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
NORDIC TRACK $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.
BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING. “We haul American made products.”
SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA – Free chopsticks
HUMMELS – Largest selection ever “If it’s in stock, we have it!”
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES. California grown – 89 cents lb.
PARACHUTE FOR SALE. Never opened – Used once.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours, Starting pay: $7 – $9 per hour.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: Queen size mattress & box springs – $175
OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB. And its made of 100% Italian leather
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
LAWYER SAYS CLIENT NOT THAT GUILTY
ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
OPEN HOUSE. Body Shapers Toning Salon. Free coffee & donuts
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.