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His and Her Drive-thru ATM Machines

His
  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Insert card
  3. Enter PIN and account
  4. Take cash, card and receipt
  5. Drive away.
HERS
  1. Pull up to ATM
  2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
  3. Shut off engine
  4. Put keys in purse
  5. Get out of car because you\'re too far from the machine
  6. Hunt for card in purse
  7. Insert card
  8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
  9. Enter PIN
  10. Study instructions.
  11. Hit "cancel"
  12. Re-insert card and re-enter correct PIN
  13. Check balance
  14. Look for envelope
  15. Look in purse for pen
  16. Make out deposit slip
  17. Endorse checks
  18. Make deposit
  19. Study instructions
  20. Make cash withdrawal
  21. Get in car
  22. Check makeup
  23. Look for keys
  24. Start car
  25. Check makeup
  26. Start pulling away
  27. Stop
  28. Back up to machine
  29. Get out of car
  30. Take card and receipt
  31. Get back in car
  32. Put card in wallet
  33. Put receipt in checkbook
  34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
  35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
  36. Check makeup
  37. Put car in reverse
  38. Put car in drive
  39. Drive away from machine
  40. Drive 3 miles
  41. Release parking brake