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(to the tune of "Home on the Range") Lyrics by Peggy Ben-Fay Hu VERSE: Oh give me a site where the links all work right -- one that doesn\'t take too long to load -- where the text can be seen on my 13-inch screen -- one that offers a "no-Java" mode. REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM. Please take pity on me -- I\'m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem! VERSE: Though your video files give your pages some style I can\'t read them upon my PC; Massive graphics and sound crash my system, I\'ve found, so please put in some "alt" tags for me! REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me -- I\'m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem! VERSE: Please don\'t ask me to "chat" with your favorite cat; I don\'t have an IRC code. And don\'t ask me to buy games for Win 95 -- My PC is way too darn old! REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me -- I\'m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem!