A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce.
He asks, Any grounds?
Woman: yeah, about 2 acres.
Lawyer: Do you have a grudge?
Woman: No, we have a carport.
Lawyer: Does your husband beat you up in the morning?
Woman: No, I get up before him.
Agitated lawyer: Well, do you or don’t you want a divorce?
Woman: No, my husband wants it… he claims he can’t communicate with me!