- Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you’d have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you’d have to restart it. For some strange reason, you’d just accept this and drive on.
- Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop, fail to restart, and you’d have to reinstall the engine. For some strange reason, you’d just accept this too.
- If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
- Someone else – say, a company called Macintosh – would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as fast, and twice as easy to drive. But, it would only run on one road in twenty.
- The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars run much slower.
- The oil, engine, petrol, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “ERROR” warning light.
- New seats would require everyone to have the same size backside.
- You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a “Car95” or a “CarNT.” But, then you’d have to buy more seats.
- The airbag system would say, “Are you sure?” before going off.
If Microsoft Built Cars
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