Category: Family Jokes
I can’t hear you
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years.
The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards.
When I arrived for my daughter’s parent-teacher conference, the teacher seemed a bit flustered, especially when she started telling me that my little girl didn’t always pay attention in class and was sometimes a little flighty.
What is Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”
The Tooth Fairy
After losing another tooth, eight-year-old Timmy became more curious about the elusive tooth fairy.
Not Gonna Do It
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office.
Thinking of Mom
A young man was visiting a psychiatrist, hoping to cure his eating and sleeping disorder.