Category: Life Jokes

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.

One night recently, my phone rang several times throughout the evening. Each time, a woman’s voice asked for Ben. Each time I politely explained that I lived alone, my name wasn’t Ben, and she had a wrong number.

There were three men traveling together: a priest, a farmer and a lawyer.

Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year.

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Two Women waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.