Category: Types of Jokes
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Why, Oh Why?
When they invented the Internet, why did they decide to use “w-w-w” when every other letter of the alphabet is just one syllable and much easier to say?
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Scuba Diving
One day a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet deep. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.
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Farmer Joe’s Accident
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s lawyer questioned Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer.
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Stopped
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
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The Wonderful English Language
We polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
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The Loan
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for a loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You
(George Burns) When you like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling down.
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Computer Gender
We attribute gender to many inanimate objects. For instance, ships are referred to as “she,” while most people think of automobiles as masculine. But are computers male or female? We provide arguments for both sides…
