When they invented the Internet, why did they decide to use "w-w-w" when every other letter of the alphabet is just one syllable and much easier to say? Why do our parents get so much smarter as we get older? What is it about car keys and remote controls that make them so hard to find? Why is it so important to a Mac user to convince me that his computer is better than mine? Why do so many jokes begin, "a man walked into a bar?" Why do we have answers to our friend\'s problems and not our own? Since all the excitement of a basketball game happens in the last minute, why don\'t they just start the game with a minute left? Why do Sundays fly by and Mondays last forever?