Category: Types of Jokes
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In the Beginning
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
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More Men vs. Women
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
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The Cause of Death
Two Women waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
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Dilbert Quotes
A magazine ran a “Dilbert Quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers. Here are some submissions:
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Southern Advice
If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:
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Help!
A paramedic was asked on a local TV talk-show program: “What was your most unusual and challenging 911 call?”
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Special Transportation
A workman who was extremely fond of garlic boarded a bus, and plumped himself down next to a haughty, sour-faced woman.
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Dreaming of Diamonds
One morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”
