Category: Types of Jokes
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More One-Liners
They call it “PMS” because “Mad Cow Disease” was already taken. The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.
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Golf Meditations
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental.
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Children Under Ten
Mark Twain’s contention was that the most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. These words of wisdom were all spoken by children under 10.
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Scoring Your Relationship
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide may help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:
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A Letter From Mom
Dear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I’m writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won’t know the house when you come home. We’ve moved.
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Companionship
Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship.
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Lawns & God
GOD: St. Francis, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there in the USA? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan.
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Good & Bad News for Pastors
Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river. Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.
