Category: Pondering Jokes

Answers are at the bottom. No fair cheating unless you are a politician under oath.

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

Every year the Washington Post conducts a contest in which readers are asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are some of this year’s winners:

From George Carlin The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

– Actions speak louder than words. -or- The pen is mightier than the sword.

Spotted in the toilet of a London office: “Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”

“The Law of Volunteering” If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.