Category: Religious Jokes

  • Playing Hookey

    Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

  • Penance

    As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business.

  • Not Quite Right

    A Jamaican guy is at the Gates of Heaven. St.Peter says, “I’ll have to ask you three questions before I can let you in.”

  • The Preacher’s Last Wish

    An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.

  • Cars in the Bible

    Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really stand for “What would Jesus drive?”

  • Pray for Us

    A couple was touring the Capitol in Washington D.C.

  • The Break-In

    A burglar broke into the house of a Quaker in the middle of the night and started to rob it.

  • A Challenge

    A zealous, soul-winning, young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Concerned about the farmer’s soul the preacher asked the man, “Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?”