Life After Death
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is alive!
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they begin to leave the sanctuary, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"