Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Advice from Mothers to Daughters
Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
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Blondes at the Pearly Gates
Three blondes died and are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
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The Three Kick Rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.
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Too Expensive
George and his wife Marge went to the State Fair every year. Every year George would say, “Marge, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.”
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Animals in Heaven
St Peter is at his post at the Pearly Gates when a cat shows up.
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Baseball in Heaven
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.
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Employee Evaluations
I would not allow this employee to breed.
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New Work Rules
SICKNESS: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are well enough to go to the doctor, you are well enough to come to work.
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