Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
Newly graduated from the seminary, the young, naive priest was given an assignment in a far rural parish.
God Be With You
Little 2 1/2-year-old Kelli went with a neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. To demonstrate the process, the pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the “Host” (in this case, a piece of bread) he says: “God be with you.”
Winthrop found the following ransom note slipped under his front door: “if you ever want to see your wife alive again, bring $50,000 to the 17th green at your country club tomorrow at 10:00am.”
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”
A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store’s baby scale.
Can’t Get Out
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.
Door to Door
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
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