Some Pick Up Lines

“Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.”

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

“Excuse me, but have you seen my Lexus keys?”

“Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into a cheap motel room across the street.”

“You see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I’m cute.”

“Pardon me, have you seen a Congressional Medal of Honor? I seem to have lost mine.”

“I am trying to get away from a woman that won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. Please talk to me a little while so she will go away.”

“The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

“Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.”






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