An old man walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini on the beach.
“I want to feel your breasts” he exclaimed.
“Get away from me, you crazy old man” she replied.
“I will give you twenty dollars to feel your breasts” he says.
“Get away from me!
“I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS” he says.
“NO! Get away from me” “TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS” he says.
This time, she thinks for a moment, but says, “I said NO!”
“FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts,” he says.
She thinks, well, he he seems old and harmless enough…and five hundred dollars IS a lot of money…. “Well, OK…but only for a minute” she says. She loosens her bikini top.
He slides his hands underneath and begins to feel… and starts saying, “OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD…”
Out of curiosity, she asks him, “Why do you keep saying ‘Oh my god, oh my god’?”
While continuing to feel her breasts he answers: “OH MY GOD…OH MY GOD… OH MY GOD… Where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?