- The Female always makes the Rules.
- The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
- If the Female suspects that the Male knows any of the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of the Rules.
- The Female is NEVER wrong.
- If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant mis-understanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
- If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the mis-understanding.
- The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
- The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.
- The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
- Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
- If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void.
The Rules
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