Wild Chickens

Poor Robert was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. 

The neighbor kept telling him the chickens had the right to go where they wanted, but the birds were ruining Robert’s prize-winning flowerbeds.

Two weeks later, a friend visited Robert and noticed his flowerbeds were doing great. The flowers were even beginning to bloom! The friend asked, “How did you make your neighbor keep his hens in his own yard?”

Robert replied, “Easy! One night I hid a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed. The next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I haven’t been bothered since.”.