Day: September 12, 2008
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Soothing a Temper
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated
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Deep in the Hills
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.
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A Hobby
A young lawyer decided he needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he thought he’d give it a go.
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It’s a Killer
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
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The Wonderful English Language
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
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Diapers
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
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New & Improved State Mottos!
Alabama: At Least We’re not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t be Wrong! Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
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Test Answers from Arkansas
Reported answers From SAT tests given to 16 year old Arkansas high school students… Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.