Day: September 12, 2008
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You Must Believe
It was summer and a drought threatened the crops throughout the region. One hot and dry Sunday, the village parson told his congregation, “There isn’t anything that will save us except to pray for rain. Go home, pray
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Not Playing Fair
The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness,” said one of his Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”
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More You Might Be a Redneck If….
You think the stock market has a fence around it. Any of your furniture used to be a telephone cable spool.
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Regional Differences
Zoos are different in the North and South. In the North, the sign on the cage shows the common name of the animal and under that
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His Favorite Cookie
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself
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My Wife Thinks I’m God
The first guy said, “My wife, she thinks so much of me that she won’t let me do any work around the house. It’s incredible.”
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The Train Ride
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little pale and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?”
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Tradition
During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting.
