Day: September 16, 2008
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The Woman’s Dictionary
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
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The Cat Diary
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
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Letter From Grandma
I got a letter from Grandma the other day.
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Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats
Stray cats will not be fed. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
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A Southerner in Hell
A Southerner dies and goes to hell. The Devil soon notices that he is not suffering like the rest. The Devil checks the gauges and sees that it’s 100 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he asks the Southerner why he’s so happy.
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Roughing it
An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life…
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Fantasy Island
A young single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island. As he washes ashore, he sees a women passed out in the sand.
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Subject: All Chain Letters are not fakes!!
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.