Day: September 16, 2008
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You can learn a lot from a dog
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
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Catholic Horses
Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was there betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt when he noticed this priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.
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The New Windows
To: Consumas Outside the Garden State
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Senior Moments
I’M A SENIOR CITIZEN & proud of it – I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts until 8 p.m.
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You might be Southern Baptist if…
You believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven when you die.
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The Mysteries of the English Language
There’s no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
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Assisted Computing Facility
SHOULD MY LOVED ONE BE PLACED IN AN ASSISTED COMPUTING FACILITY?
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Lucrative Profession
A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma to the patient. He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in Washington D.C. He was also paid $50,000 to present his find.