Funny Clean Jokes

Month: September 2008

  • The Daily Commute

    A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams.

  • Faked Them Out

    During World War Two, the Germans tried to confuse the Allies by building numerous “decoy” facilities, hoping the enemy would waste time and ammunition attacking the fake targets.

  • The Religious Horse

    A man bought a horse from a farmer. “This is an unusual horse, the farmer said. “He’s very religious. You say ‘Hallelujah’ to make him go and “Amen” to him stop”.

  • You Call That a Small Step?

    Yet another story debunked and labeled an urban legend. According to NASA radio transcipts, it never happend.

  • That Old-World Craftsmanship

    A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He thinks about stepping out for a smoke, only to realize he’s lost his cigarettes. Then he sees it — in the middle of the room, under the carpet, is a bump.

  • Born To Sell

    A young guy moves to California and applies for a sales job.

  • Employment Problems

    Catherine, an RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area.

  • Words Women Use

    “Fine” This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.